80-20

Remember that Mr Jay once taught us a rule?

Where 20% effort contributes to 80% of results? Something like that?
Anyway, I found a more practical usage for that. It seems, 20% of the events that happen in your life, inspires 80% of the worry.

And I was like 'Oh my goodness, I've just seen the light.' (Actually, this is only a figurative description, because I was reading a book, then suddenly this store worker came around and said, 'Erm, can you don't read on the floor? There are chairs available.' and since I was on the floor, the fella looked huge and blocked out the light.)

Yes. Something, that was less than 20% of my life, became the worry of 80% of the day.

And the 80% of life, (ACCA), was barely even 20% of my focus and worries.

TALK ABOUT MISPLACING YOUR PRIORITIES.

Yes. I'm an idiot. You can say that to me again. Actually, when I think about it, if I'm an idiot, most probably you are too!

No?

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What's with the colored words? Figure it out!

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For your entertainment, here is a scene.

Speiss's Self Talk Therapy Sessions, number 1.

Anyway, good morning, how are you?

I am good, how about you?

I'm an asshole, how do I solve that?

You take plaster cement, and cover the asshole. Thus, you are no longer a hole. You are simply an ass. That's much better, isn't it? At least your only an ASS.

But I like being a hole. I just don't want to be an ass.

(sweat) Are you gay?

Yes. That's why I need the hole.

I... see.... I should get going now. Bye.

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